1. Make her smile
2. Make her laugh
3. Make her cum
Girl I talk to said my kisses “taste like coffee and cigarettes and it actually tastes surprisingly good.”
So I reply by saying “no, I taste like Christopher Drew”
Earned myself a blowjob for creativity.
Literally, ignore them.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
|—||Alex Elle (via dulce-luna)|