Life.
3 Ways to Win a Girl’s Heart

1. Make her smile
2. Make her laugh
3. Make her cum

Girl I talk to said my kisses “taste like coffee and cigarettes and it actually tastes surprisingly good.”

So I reply by saying “no, I taste like Christopher Drew”

Earned myself a blowjob for creativity.

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Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
Alex Elle (via dulce-luna)

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